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pureveganimagination:

Handsome Norman, a rescued veal calf, living out a happy long life at Snooters Farm Sanctuary in Ontario.

SNOOTERS Omfg

(via bearbeards)



mermaidandthedrunks:

darlingdormer:

darlingdormer:

sexuality: Natalie Dormer with a weapon

update:

may we forever be updating this post

(via bearbeards)


ballpitfucker:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK
I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.
Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:
American English - Standard American English is the general form
Cultural
African-American Vernacular English (AAVE)
Chicano English
New York Latino English
Pennsylvania Dutch English
Yeshivish
Yinglish

Regional
New England English
Boston accent
Boston Brahmin accent
Hudson Valley English
Lake Dialect or Lake Talk
Vermont English

Inland Northern American English (includes western and central upstate New York)
Northeast Pennsylvania English

Mid-Atlantic dialects
Baltimore dialect
Philadelphia dialect
Pittsburgh English
New York dialect
New Jersey English dialects

Inland Northern American English (Lower peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York)
North–Central American English (primarily Minnesota, but also most of Wisconsin, the Upper peninsula of Michigan, and parts of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa)
Yooper dialect (Upper Peninsula of Michigan and some neighboring areas)

Midland American English
North Midlands English (thin swath from Nebraska to Ohio)
St. Louis
South Midland (thin swath from Oklahoma to Pennsylvania)

Southern English
Appalachian English
Tidewater accent
Virginia Piedmont
Virginia TidewaterCoastal Southeastern (Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia area)
Cajun English
Harkers Island English (North Carolina)

Ozark English
Southern Highland English
Gullah or Geechee
Texan
Yat dialect (New Orleans)
Ocracoke

Western English
California English
Boontling
Pacific Northwest English

Hawaiian Pidgin
Canada
Canadian English:
Newfoundland English
Maritime English
Cape Breton accent
Lunenburg English

West–Central Canadian English
Northern Ontario English
Quebec English
Ottawa Valley Twang
Pacific Northwest English

Bermuda
Bermudian English
Native/American indigenous peoples
Native American/indigenous peoples of the Americas English dialects:
Mojave English
Isletan English
Tsimshian English
Lumbee English
Tohono O’odham English
Inupiaq English


I learned something today

ballpitfucker:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK

I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.

Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:

American English - Standard American English is the general form

Canada

Canadian English:

Bermuda

Bermudian English

Native/American indigenous peoples

Native American/indigenous peoples of the Americas English dialects:

I learned something today

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I Know Girls by Mary Lambert

(Source: arunawaytrain, via chubby-bunnies)

pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

image

I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

image

This movie takes place in the 1920s.

(via daddy-snugglefucks)






ghastly-h-crackers:

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

Wombats can be pets? Why am I just learning this now?



Pogo || Candle In The Rain 

one of the most refreshing, relaxing and stimulating songs to listen while it’s raining ever, perfect ambient to walk the wet streets underneath a stormy sky…

(Source: we-love-rain)



the-vulture:

x

the-vulture:

x

(via venelite)



gladtoseeyou:

Omg

gladtoseeyou:

Omg

(Source: aretrofuturist, via venelite)





stunningpicture:

Apple of love

stunningpicture:

Apple of love



(Source: humorstop, via certainlynotdavid)



(Source: emildeville, via fatfeministfetishist)



what is this from, it looks epic…

what is this from, it looks epic…

(Source: secretotaku, via bearbeards)



digitalillumination:

demiurge1138:

tamorapierce:

reachmouse:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

Reblog for last comment

unseenphil . Right?

reblog for
a warning and a prayer
Bears are wary of the great hunters.  They drank his blood at the burying to show respect and to take on his skill in the hunt, and each year on this date they come here to wait, all night, with their drums, and drum him down into the ground.

This post has, like, five different adventure seeds in it

I have never loled so hard at comments

digitalillumination:

demiurge1138:

tamorapierce:

reachmouse:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

unseenphil . Right?

reblog for

a warning and a prayer

Bears are wary of the great hunters.  They drank his blood at the burying to show respect and to take on his skill in the hunt, and each year on this date they come here to wait, all night, with their drums, and drum him down into the ground.

This post has, like, five different adventure seeds in it

I have never loled so hard at comments