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sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

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Anonymous Asked:
Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

My answer:

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

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What? My boobs are great.

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See? Perfectly fine.

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 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

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Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.


best-of-imgur:

I’ve been working on a “perfect cookie” recipe for a while. Here is the finished product, brown butter and salted caramel cookie cups.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

I’ve been working on a “perfect cookie” recipe for a while. Here is the finished product, brown butter and salted caramel cookie cups.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

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merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

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terribleterribleterrible:

I don’t know.

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tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY


OMG lolllll

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

OMG lolllll

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titusnowl:

we’re catching bullets with our heads and hearts
and all the darkest parts of us
it’s strange to find such light in such endless night

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kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

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Same

Same

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captainwh1skey:

THIS IS AWESOME

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becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

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