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queenmerbabe:

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:

sadim0uto:

sadim0uto:

Hello!! I’m in need of a HUGE signal boost right now (and maybe a big reporting session) because my best friend is being blackmailed by her ex boyfriend. 

I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to put here, but I feel like this should be a warning for anyone who knows him and just a general informative thing. Jacob lives in Australia and is 16 years of age. They’ve had a very unhealthy relationship and he’s threatened sending out her nudes multiple times. Jacob is very manipulative and emotionally abusive towards her and even ends up pulling me and her other friends into not being able to do anything because it’ll end up hurting her. He’s made around 7 Twitter accounts to contact my friend in the times that she was trying to get out of the relationship.

In the picture above, he’s posted her nudes and threatened her.

ALL IM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO REPORT HIM ON EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING:

His Twitter accounts all start with @/neinthousand but the one that was most recently used was: @/neinthousand12 (but it was apparently deleted)

His Facebook account is:Jacob R Hynes, and he has more but I am unable to find them. They’re under Jacob Hynes and the like.

********** UPDATES!!! **********

First, we thought we had a compromise. 

Then this happened not even a minute after:

PLEASE CONTINUE REBLOGGING THIS. My friend is only 15 years of age and this is absolutely horrible. We’re getting ahold of local authorities but if you see the pictures anywhere (namely twitter) REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY.

Put this guy on blast. Detestable scum.

Fucking ruin him.

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bootitude:

whap

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ursulavernon:

A friend requested I make this, and so here it is, and I offer it to anyone who needs it, with all the authority vested in me by whoever vests these things. Print it out if you need to.
The best art advice ever given to me—ever, ever—was “Don’t be afraid to make bad art.”
You will make a whole lot of crap in your time. Some will be truly awful and some will be merely mediocre. And that is totally normal and totally fine and for the love of little green apples, just keep going, because that’s the only way I know to get to the good stuff eventually.
(I normally feel horribly egotistical mentioning my awards, but I think this counts as using that power for good.)

SO IMPORTANT

ursulavernon:

A friend requested I make this, and so here it is, and I offer it to anyone who needs it, with all the authority vested in me by whoever vests these things. Print it out if you need to.

The best art advice ever given to me—ever, ever—was “Don’t be afraid to make bad art.”

You will make a whole lot of crap in your time. Some will be truly awful and some will be merely mediocre. And that is totally normal and totally fine and for the love of little green apples, just keep going, because that’s the only way I know to get to the good stuff eventually.

(I normally feel horribly egotistical mentioning my awards, but I think this counts as using that power for good.)

SO IMPORTANT

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the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

oh my god loki and hulk, woooooowwwww

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

girl eats to date a book

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pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

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xoxodaddysgirl:

cute-cottage:

Hey cuties! Here is the Cute-Cottage giveaway!!
There’s no special reason for the giveaway, we just want to provide someone with cute underwear!
Prize:
$50 worth of lingerie from Yandy.com (you can mix and match panties, stockings, lingerie sets, as long as it’s at the max of $50) Don’t worry about shipping I’ve got it covered. 
Rules:
I will ship anywhere in the U.S.
Must be following Cute-Cottage (We will check)
No giveaway blogs
Reblog as much as you want
Likes don’t count
Must have ask-box open
We will notify the winner and they have 24 hours to reply before another winner is chosen
Must be comfortable with giving your address to us so you can receive your prizes
Must be 18+ to win
We will be using Random.org to pick the winner.
YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOU ORDER THE RIGHT SIZE AND UNDERWEAR YOU WANT. Yandy.com doesn’t accept returns on underwear and lingerie so if you give us the wrong information, that’s on you. 
Giveaway ends September 20th at 3 pm Pacific time.
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!

that second set is to die for, wowowow

xoxodaddysgirl:

cute-cottage:

Hey cuties! Here is the Cute-Cottage giveaway!!

There’s no special reason for the giveaway, we just want to provide someone with cute underwear!

Prize:

  • $50 worth of lingerie from Yandy.com (you can mix and match panties, stockings, lingerie sets, as long as it’s at the max of $50) Don’t worry about shipping I’ve got it covered. 

Rules:

  • I will ship anywhere in the U.S.
  • Must be following Cute-Cottage (We will check)
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Reblog as much as you want
  • Likes don’t count
  • Must have ask-box open
  • We will notify the winner and they have 24 hours to reply before another winner is chosen
  • Must be comfortable with giving your address to us so you can receive your prizes
  • Must be 18+ to win
  • We will be using Random.org to pick the winner.
  • YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOU ORDER THE RIGHT SIZE AND UNDERWEAR YOU WANT. Yandy.com doesn’t accept returns on underwear and lingerie so if you give us the wrong information, that’s on you. 
  • Giveaway ends September 20th at 3 pm Pacific time.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!

that second set is to die for, wowowow

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trynottodrown:

sizvideos:

Friendly Eel - Video

fact: eels are actually a dog snake hybrid. trust me i’m a marine biologist i should know

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femininesexuality:

To celebrate my favorite time of the year, I’m going to be doing my SECOND giveaway!!
I will be purchasing up to $20 worth of merchandise off of your wishlist! Feel free to pick and choose some cheaper items or get one large item for a bit more. We have vibrators, lingerie, bondage supplies & more! This giveaway is NOT associated with Tumblr.
♡ You can see all of the possible prizes HERE! ♡
All of the items featured by me, whether through tumblr or curated sets on my site are 100% SAFE! I only select items made of silicone, ABS, or glass. If you are interested in browsing further through the toy selection, please remember to use a condom if you are unsure of the material! Check out these two links for toy safety and hygiene: [x] [x]

Rules:
1. ONLY 18 OR OLDER!
2. Reblog for an entry - you can reblog this as much as you want. Last day to reblog is HALLOWEEN!I will choose the winner who will be notified on November 1.
3. Must be following Feminine Sexuality on tumblr.
4. You will make a wishlist HERE. This is 100% confidential - no one (even if they purchase you a gift!) will be able to see your address or name. And, of course, feel free to link to it on your blog!
5. You must be comfortable entering your information (again - I will not see this!) and telling me which items you want if you are the winner. The prize will come in discreet packaging.


In the meantime use the code: SPOOPY for 10% off!
Favorites // $35 & Less // Glass // James Deen // Wonderland // Tantus
** make sure to click through to the product you want and put it in your cart - DO NOT choose the “Gift Now” option, as that will be sent through the wishlist I’m using to display the products! unless u wanna get me a gift - then go right ahead c: **

femininesexuality:

To celebrate my favorite time of the year, I’m going to be doing my SECOND giveaway!!

I will be purchasing up to $20 worth of merchandise off of your wishlist! Feel free to pick and choose some cheaper items or get one large item for a bit more. We have vibrators, lingerie, bondage supplies & more! This giveaway is NOT associated with Tumblr.

♡ You can see all of the possible prizes HERE! 

All of the items featured by me, whether through tumblr or curated sets on my site are 100% SAFE! I only select items made of silicone, ABS, or glass. If you are interested in browsing further through the toy selection, please remember to use a condom if you are unsure of the material! Check out these two links for toy safety and hygiene: [x] [x]

Rules:

1. ONLY 18 OR OLDER!

2. Reblog for an entry - you can reblog this as much as you want. Last day to reblog is HALLOWEEN!I will choose the winner who will be notified on November 1.

3. Must be following Feminine Sexuality on tumblr.

4. You will make a wishlist HERE. This is 100% confidential - no one (even if they purchase you a gift!) will be able to see your address or name. And, of course, feel free to link to it on your blog!

5. You must be comfortable entering your information (again - I will not see this!) and telling me which items you want if you are the winner. The prize will come in discreet packaging.

In the meantime use the code: SPOOPY for 10% off!

Favorites // $35 & Less // Glass // James Deen // Wonderland // Tantus

** make sure to click through to the product you want and put it in your cart - DO NOT choose the “Gift Now” option, as that will be sent through the wishlist I’m using to display the products! unless u wanna get me a gift - then go right ahead c: **

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ursulavernon:


Martha was annoyed to discover that the #7 bus, instead of taking her to bridge club, had dropped her in yet another damn fantasy world.
The fauns in the last one had been very polite, but she’d had to fight that thing with the tentacles off with her handbag.
-Ursula Vernon

Can I reblog my own art? Is that weird?

ursulavernon:

Martha was annoyed to discover that the #7 bus, instead of taking her to bridge club, had dropped her in yet another damn fantasy world.

The fauns in the last one had been very polite, but she’d had to fight that thing with the tentacles off with her handbag.

-Ursula Vernon

Can I reblog my own art? Is that weird?

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belfrybat:

saucywenchwritingblog:

naamahdarling:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

mirrepp:

Some harsh but very very true words

When people let me review their portfolios (on career day or open days at my game design school) I explicitly ban them from commenting during the review… …because otherwise they will follow the impulse to downplay everything I see in an attempt at being humble."this is an old image…"
"I’m not happy with that one…""this is just a sketch…"
"I did this really quickly…""there is better stuff on later pages…"It’s totally understandable to have those impulses. The quality of art is not empirical data and therefore impossible to measure. Good art, bad art, it all comes down to standards. And you don’t want to come off as naive or self-absorbed.But just don’t do it. Don’t talk yourself down in front of others. In the best case you have someone supportive who now thinks “damn, this person needs to be prepped up all the time. Do I really want to work with somebody like that” or in worst case “now that you say it, yeah, this is kinda lame/rushed/unfinished/lazy, go away.”You can only submit what you have. If that is not enough, then it’s not enough. Your attitude will not change that. But if it is enough, you can do serious harm by not being confident of who you are now.This means appreciating what you are able to do right now and have a clear vision of what you want to learn, be confident that you will learn it in time. Be proud.

This is really important.  Eliminate this urge.  Eliminate it professionally, when having contact with people in a position to buy your work.  Eliminate it socially, when you just share your work for fun.  Destroy this urge as thoroughly as you possibly can.
Because when you have done that, you’ll find that you feel at least 25% less shitty about your own work.  You lose the urge to do it.  You stop reinforcing those negative thoughts, and they retreat.  They may never go away completely (although they might!) but this is good practice for ignoring those thoughts flat-out.
Don’t shit-talk yourself.  Even if you can’t be SO PROUD, don’t ever try to influence anyone’s opinion toward your work in the negative.
Try to love your work.  Try to see what you learned from each piece, even if it’s a failure.  If you feel that you learned nothing, appreciate the fact that just spending time on it is honing your skills and giving you valuable practice.
i used to be super not-confident in my own work.  When I stopped pointing out the flaws in my own stuff, I felt better about it almost immediately.

THIS!  I see so many people post art or stories and say it’s just a drabble or doodle, it probably isn’t any good, people aren’t going to like it. 
There are always going to be people who are willing to tear you down.  Don’t do their work for them.  Even if you can’t say good things, it doesn’t mean you have to say negative things. 


Must try to remember this.

belfrybat:

saucywenchwritingblog:

naamahdarling:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

mirrepp:

Some harsh but very very true words

When people let me review their portfolios (on career day or open days at my game design school) I explicitly ban them from commenting during the review… …because otherwise they will follow the impulse to downplay everything I see in an attempt at being humble.

"this is an old image…"

"I’m not happy with that one…"

"this is just a sketch…"

"I did this really quickly…"

"there is better stuff on later pages…"

It’s totally understandable to have those impulses. The quality of art is not empirical data and therefore impossible to measure. Good art, bad art, it all comes down to standards. And you don’t want to come off as naive or self-absorbed.

But just don’t do it. Don’t talk yourself down in front of others. In the best case you have someone supportive who now thinks “damn, this person needs to be prepped up all the time. Do I really want to work with somebody like that” or in worst case “now that you say it, yeah, this is kinda lame/rushed/unfinished/lazy, go away.”

You can only submit what you have. If that is not enough, then it’s not enough. Your attitude will not change that. But if it is enough, you can do serious harm by not being confident of who you are now.

This means appreciating what you are able to do right now and have a clear vision of what you want to learn, be confident that you will learn it in time. 

Be proud.




This is really important.  Eliminate this urge.  Eliminate it professionally, when having contact with people in a position to buy your work.  Eliminate it socially, when you just share your work for fun.  Destroy this urge as thoroughly as you possibly can.

Because when you have done that, you’ll find that you feel at least 25% less shitty about your own work.  You lose the urge to do it.  You stop reinforcing those negative thoughts, and they retreat.  They may never go away completely (although they might!) but this is good practice for ignoring those thoughts flat-out.

Don’t shit-talk yourself.  Even if you can’t be SO PROUD, don’t ever try to influence anyone’s opinion toward your work in the negative.

Try to love your work.  Try to see what you learned from each piece, even if it’s a failure.  If you feel that you learned nothing, appreciate the fact that just spending time on it is honing your skills and giving you valuable practice.

i used to be super not-confident in my own work.  When I stopped pointing out the flaws in my own stuff, I felt better about it almost immediately.

THIS!  I see so many people post art or stories and say it’s just a drabble or doodle, it probably isn’t any good, people aren’t going to like it. 

There are always going to be people who are willing to tear you down.  Don’t do their work for them.  Even if you can’t say good things, it doesn’t mean you have to say negative things. 

Must try to remember this.